im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
