Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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