Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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