pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
