He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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