I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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