is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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