i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
we made out on top of his cat.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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