Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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