I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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