i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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