THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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