Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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