So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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