i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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