at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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