eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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