Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
True college students do jello shots in the library
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