yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
the day after is always just damage control
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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