420 ftw
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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