Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
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yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.