you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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