I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
A bitchslap is in order.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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