how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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