I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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