i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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