He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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