i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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