last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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