This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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