Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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