And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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