Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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