Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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