do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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