yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you will always have a special place in my vag
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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