I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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