She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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