The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I had to cum in my sink.
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