we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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