don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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