I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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