She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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