He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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