Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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