the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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