How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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