Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Randomize
