please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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