i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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