u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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