omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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