she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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