You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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