chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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