Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You dont lie about slip and slides
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Randomize
