My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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