sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I deserve this hangover.