I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The Olympian is in my bed