Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I've blown a few things in my day
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He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.