I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.